he thinks i'm snow white


GRAHAM?! 

sheriff—emma—swan:

GRAHAM NO!

NO!

-screams sobbing- GRAHAM I LOVE YOU!

-runs to her and holds her-

Emma! Emma, calm down! It’ll be okay.

#Graham's her best friend... she's trying to stay strong for Emma.

One of the brightest and most intelligent boys I’ve ever had the honor of teaching.


#me #graham #otf

the-scruffy-sheriff:

Hasn’t he always been that way? -smirks- Yeah, well I think that’s called being a teenager, Mary. You’re invincible until suddenly…you’re not. The kids in town will learn eventually. I still wonder if our mangy group ever really did. -laughs-

Cute and sweet?

-chuckles- I’m pretty sure she’d get angry for letting her win; like she could smell it or something. Doesn’t she have that ability to tell when you’re lying? I’d never make it out of the office alive.

I doubt we even learned. But we never really were the brightest. Except for myself of course.

Oh, her superpower of course. How could I forget? Though it seems to only work with children now a days.


#me

the-scruffy-sheriff:

Ouch! I simply used what was given to me, Mary. -smiles- Right…the crush. You didn’t so much tell me as Clayton blurted it out one night. It was sweet but believe me, I was not your prince charming in any way. I was an…idiot back then.

She’s something alright. I’m more than happy to wound her pride though. -laughs- With fair warning, of course.

Oh, right a given. -shakes her head- Seems like Clayton has always been bad at secrets. Oh, don’t worry Graham. We were all idiots back then. We thought we had the world in our hands and nothing would hurt us.

Oh, why not just let her win just once? It’d be cute and sweet.

#I HAVE TOO

the-scruffy-sheriff:

I will take your word on that one. However I will not be calling you an innocent teenager any time soon…

Nothing really. There was a fender bender the other day out on the main strip and a few things here and there but nothing too chaotic. Emma keeps attempting to beat me at darts on that new board she got me, despite my protests that she will never win. -smirks- So yeah, quiet…not that I’m complaining!

Says the Irish boy who used his accent to get girls to fall for him. Which sadly included me. Did I ever tell you about that long term crush I had on you?

Sounds like Emma. She’s persistent alright.


the-scruffy-sheriff:

OH! Is that the story that we’re sticking with then? I’ll keep my lip zipped about the concert in the next town over and the…what was it…”super adorable yet amazingly hot” lead singer from that one band?

Well it’ll be good to have her back. Though I’m hoping she won’t be causing me too much trouble. I think Emma and I are actually getting used to the quiet for once with Gerard off planning a wedding and the teens being relatively good…

But he was super adorable yet amazingly hot. He was.

It has been rather quite around town if you ask me. No trouble at all? That’s…. shocking. But quite nice, honestly.


the-scruffy-sheriff:

Yeah, well if I remember correctly you were never quite so innocent either. -smirks- Though you did always keep us boys and Evie out of trouble so there’s that.

It’s a bit jarring isn’t it? Why’s she back so suddenly? Missed the old place or what?

I have no idea what you’re talking about Graham. I have always been innocent.

She missed me of course. And I guess she missed good old Storybrooke as well.

#OTF

the-scruffy-sheriff:

Reanne? You’re kidding!

How’s she been?

Man, she’d hate the mental picture I have of her. Braces, some high side-ponytail, and that red skirt she was so fond of.

Oh, not kidding at all. She’s back.

She seems well. Always her troublesome self.

That sounds like her. She’s so grown up now though. It’s crazy.